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Ghost Robot Cock seeks to possess

Good Afternoon - My name is Buford T. Justice and I would like to fuck you all on the sub atomic level. Now some people will tell ya that fucking is a dirty and bad thing, only to be shared with the one you love the mostest. But I’m here to tell that this whole universe is a fucking. Whether you like it or not, your cells this very moment are dying and fucking and regenerating with the comic soup that we’re all marinating in.

 delicious spices

 eternal devices


    …that click whirl and spin

so take a good look at these tress - see how they spread out there roots into the mother earth. And look at those branches. Are they not twisting and ungulating their seed into the heavens, sucking life from the very air and sun? This is an outrage. I have to pull a slot handle for 8 hours a day just to get a gawd damn handjob whilst there is a virtual orgy of trees all ungulating and whisperin their dirty music all while the birds whistle and gawk -

 dirty tree fucking talk

 like god in all the ancient books

 like god in this car commercial

 a seductive notion

 gives you a bargain

 and as for the bargain Grandma would say, “Take it, because its taking you,” then she’d crush her empty beer can and chuckle,

 ”Might as well enjoy the fucking.”